My Co-worker KILLS me! Careful...language may offend.

Co-Worker: Hey...have I shown you my new phone?! [Super excited]

Me: No.... [thinks anything is more exciting than my phone]

Co-Worker: Come check it out!!!! [almost runs to the studio]

[Pulls out phone. Talks to it:]

Co-Worker: Text Donna

Phone: What do you want to say to Donna Henry

[My eyes widen....crap...this is super cool!]

Co-Worker: Hey Donna it's Cory I just want to let you know you are a whore...smiley face.

[I walk out to my phone....sure enough...I have a text....it reads:]

Text: Hey Donna it's Cory I just want to let you know you are a core :)

[WTH???? Obviously "Phone" does not like bad language! Beep beep, beep beep! New text...]

Text: Whore