Another conversation or 2 to make-come-true....

Me: k , :o) I'll provise the GPS.....provide ... cripes

Friend: And I will provide the spell check

Me: lol ...My fingers are confused

Friend: confused fingers....is there a cure for that?

Me: I doubt it, lol .....Could start a fund and travel to tropical locations to find a cure!
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THEN....this morning:

Me: I need a life...and a vacation.

Co-Worker: Chuckle...

Me: Oh, and lots of money, too

Co-Worker: It won't happen...you can't have all 3.

[WTH?! Why not?! Rolling of Eyes]

The little Man, that is really a dog, is 7 mths today...

Happy 7 months, Finn! OMG....I can't even begin to tell you what life has been like with this Portuguese Water Dog. He has been in my life for 3 months now. And, to say he means the world to me is an understatement. It certainly has been a long time since I have had a pup in my life. And, to those that say they are one of the family and just like the kids - Damn right they are!

Wake up barks at 2am and gastro issues and teething and boredom and pent up frustration/energy...man, been through this x2 already with my boys! Finn is now their brother-from-another-mother! And, this Mother is tired....yawn! But like a Ma with her child....would I trade it for the world?!... No Way!

We have gone through a lot in 3 months. The nipping....and bruises, Finn was dismissed from Obedience Class (we never did go back), tumbles at the new off-leash dog park, snipping of the boys then the after-affects (stress diarrhea), diet concerns, finding a dog-friendly swimming area, and the "big (and only one) accident" that I was the victim of....

Yes, Finn chewed half of one of my flip-flops...darn rubber/dog park smell. According to Cesar Millan - The Dog Whisperer, my flip-flops were the victim of pent-up energy. Makes sense! Finn watches The Dog Whisperer...unfortunately, he doesn't read, yet...so...bye bye flip-flops! Better you than the furniture!

I luv this pup....accidents and all. Makes life quite interesting! Best part: he gets me walking on a daily basis! Kudos, Finn! You rawk! I mean bark! :)

Calling for pledges....HELP!!!

Yes....my life has been a whirl-wind lately! And, I am calling on you...my friends, family, artists, etc. to help out for a worthy cause!

September 12th marks the 5th Anniversary of the Grey Bruce Wheelchair Relay Challenge. The Barrie office of CPA Ontario has been delivering services and programs to people with Spinal cord injuries in Simcoe County, Muskoka and parts of Grey County for over 25 years! This is an oppourtunity to raise awareness & I am grabbing the "bull by the horns" in order to make people aware of how it feels in a wheelchair - and hoping to raise some funds, as well!

If you can't donate $$$$, then please donate your time by cheering on the "Country 93 Rollers" in the OSCVI Parking lot this Sunday at Noon....trust me, we need your help! Well, I do! :o) I have back/spinal issues and would never want to lose my legs....or spine, for that matter!

If you can, please take a moment to donate/pledge: Country 93 Rollers by clicking on the link below...

http://cpa-ontario-donate.akaraisin.com/pledge/Team/Home.aspx?seid=3123&mid=10&tid=28591

That would be awesome & much appreciated! Thank you so much to those whom have donated already...and thanks in advance to those who will!!! Hugs! xo

PS....special guest Roller with be Performing Artist: Tommy Gilham! http://www.tommygilham.com

The neighbour down the way.....

...ruins my day! She is NOT friendly! Oh, only when her little fluff ball comes running into the yard, and at that....I get ignored. "The Man" gets the attention. [Rolly eyes!]

She walks her little fluff dog and "her" pup...and when I walk out the door (in my yard, I must add) she turns into Blair Witch/Devil hatred in an instant. She yanks on the leash of the pups till their tongues hang out and drags them across the street as her head spins in circles. WTF?!

All I can say Lady....you already have my cooties as you walk by my yard...on my lawn. And, I'd be more concerned on teaching your dogs manners and watching your baby in the morning! I have my end covered!

Ugh!

So, I come into work and listen to Johnny's Today I'm Gonna Try and Change The World. Shrug...tomorrow is another day. I'll try again.

The "PUP" needs a playmate....

The Pup seems to be out of his shyness-shell & he is starting to let me know he needs friends to hang with. Yup,...he has vocals and they can be pretty high-pitched!

The comments I hear: "Oh, your pup is so quiet" "Oh, my he is so calm"...." Boy, he is well behaved"....um, hello...have you not seen him at home!!!

The co-worker who has his very own "Pup" got a taste of The Pup coming out of his shell. Asked The Pup to speak,...and boy...did he, right in the co-workers face...so close, we could smell what The Pup had for breakfast. Then,...the co-worker called him over to pet him and all he could see were white, glistening, sharp teeth on a huge-honkin' mouth that I have dubbed Shark-face! Oh, The Pup is not vicious...it is his greeting...just not the type of greeting we humans are used to, is all...

So, back to needing a playmate. The Pup is...well...a pup. He loves other dogs (even cats) and just wants to run, and tumble and sniff (the usual kid - pup - thing.) I noticed this has been neglected, especially since he sits in front of the "black" refrigerator and stares...then barks...he just can't conceive why the pup staring back is such a snob. The really sad part was when I went to Westside Nurseries and he spotted the concrete animals. (I swear, I had no idea!) There were dogs and cats and ducks...a pups heaven of friendship just waiting for The Pup.

The Pup was desperate to get over to the concrete figures...I had no idea why...until I spotted the Boxer. Oh my....He tugged on the leash until he made it over to the edge, and barked - WOOF - and wagged his tail. I thought, "You're not serious?!" But, yes...The Pup wanted to be friends with the Boxer. He even licked the nose.

I'm serious....he was so excited to see "this" Boxer. Oh man....

So...to my co-worker with the other pup...lets make a date on the calendar...I'm begging! Just sayin'!

Dwight Yoakam look-alike....

...who me?!

Apparently so...here is how the conversation went:

The FB friend: By the way i just love your hat.
Me: lol...Thats Dwight Yoakam
The FB friend: What is Yoakam.
Me: Dwight is a singer. That is his last name....That's who is in my profile pic
The FB friend: O i see, It looks really good on you.
Me: That's not me...it's a picture of the singer Dwight Yoakam
The FB friend: OH, then your going to have to put your face on the F-Book.LOL

Yeesh!...Really?! Am I that flat-chested?

WTH.......

So, I reschedule interviews to have a free morning to head over to the Salon and have my hair trimmed....get there, settle in,.....
THEN, I am told that my appt is for tomorrow. Well, WTH???? The card says it is today. Schucks! I NEED a haircut...

Sigh!
So, I later have a conversation with "The Friend" and this is how it went:

Me 11:39am: I need a haircut...

The Friend: I can cut your hair
I mean I cut my own, how hard can it be to cut someone else's?

Me: And,...where is your hair?

The Friend: I actually cut it very short, and then shave bald spots cuz I like that look....goes with my glasses....

Again, I say: WTH???? OK, it looks great on you, my friend....but, on me???? Seriously don't think so!
Sigh! Is this what I look like?

No dessert until you eat....

...those veggies!!!! Isn't that what Moms say to their kids?!

My kid is 4 1/2 months and a PWD....and, he spits his carrots out. WTH??? Actually, I think he is ok with carrots...but, has trouble eating them right now....he looks a bit like a hillbilly (teething).

No fear...the teeth are starting to come in and the nipping is at a minimal...although, for a while...I looked like an abused gal. Damn little teeth! :)

It has been a while....

...and I miss blogging. Reality is: so much has happened! Just want to let you know that I have so much I want to share with you...but, it'll have to wait.

Short story...busy with work (chicken with chopped off head), vacation (with lack of computer), devastating news with cancer & death. I'll be back...just need some time...

Mother Nature let r rip...

....on Monday eve...the downpour made me "Is-it-still-Monday-I've-Got-Sand-in-my-Eyes-I-Need-A-Nap-the-Eyes-are-burning-Want-to-go-Home" tired on Tuesday! I do love the sound of rain beating on the roof/ground...it is calming, but I was too tired to truly enjoy it.

Saw flashes but what caught my attention was the Thunder....the clap & roll. [Not a new dance move] I love a good Thunderstorm...just not on an hours sleep. I went to bed early for a reason, Mother Nature!
Oh, oh, oh...and when I thought I finally escaped into La la Land...the Angels decided to take photos [flashes], and bowl [thunder], and water the flowers [rain on us]....especially Jimmy angel..who decides to bowl a strike! Ka-Pow-Bam-Boom-Clap-Wake-The-Hell-Up! My heart rate jumped 20 notches AND my sleepy imagination jumped into PLAYING DEAD [the book I am currently reading] mode of: the dark room holds a murderer with blood soaked hands, black dispassionate killer eyes...standing in the corner and you'll see him as soon as another flash of lightening brightens up the room - SCREAM! Why do I read these books, btw?! Just sayin'!

Now...whatever the rain stirred up from the hell pits of yards - grass and earth - kick-started my allergies in full force! Thanks, Mother Nature,...thanks!

Just have one request: I love you, Mother Nature...but, KEEP IT DOWN AFTER 10pm!!!

Disco Cowgirl has it right....

She will be co-hosting with a couple of comedians...I had them for an interview...she gets them all morning...just sayin'

For those unfamiliar or unknowing...Johnny Gardhouse & Darren Frost will be amongst the comedians performing this Saturday at the Roxy Theatre in Owen Sound. Johnny is from OS and Darren was the Listerine SuperHero Guy [the commercial].

Still not sure...in Disco Cowgirls words: here are some GQ-style photos of each of them:

They aren't a part of the "family friendly" show...well, um...Darren isn't. Johnny will behave...I think. :) Anyway.........they are going to be performing at the Owen Sound Comedy Festival this Saturday....AND...the gal I sooooo want to see: Nikki Payne, will be phoning Mix 106.5 and chatting with Jamie Johnston. bee-....you-know-the-rest! Remember Nikki on MAD-TV as the weather girl who had my luck & she swore A LOT?! lol Here she is:

Of course, the way my luck is....I'm at The Holstein Rodeo Saturday...so if you go...tell them I love them & to come party in Holstein after the show and well...whatever...

May you laugh the rest of your life! Cheers!

She shakes her head, yet again...

...cause there is truly nothing else I can do! Murphy's Law...I must have been born a Murphy!

Yet another war-wound appears on my slow tanning body...yes...another injury from the weekend. No, no...I wasn't doing anything physical like climbing Mt. St. Helen's, or kayaking down the mighty river, or running from wild hippos...I was washing the dishes.

Um, yes...you heard [I mean saw] right...I was washing dishes!!! Go figure! One mug going in the dryer-rack..hits almost dry glass #1...and EXPLOSION! Two large pieces fly out...and, I guess glass #1 was upset that I brought glass #2 down upon him 'cause he spit at me...

A large piece of glass lightly sliced [ok...skimmed] my arm. How can such a small wound bleed so much???? Sheesh! On to my next adventures...

Happy Canada Day!

I sure hope you are enjoying Canada Day and celebrating in some form or other! I can't help it! I am a proud Canadian...I loved growing up in the Maritimes and traveling through parts of this country. I am happy to be living in Canada! And, I love red & white. Well,...red is my fav color. And, if it has to paired up with anything...white is safe. :)

So, get out there and BBQ, sun tan, be with friends and family, enjoy the water, drink responsibly [if that's what you like to do]...and be grateful to be in this wonderful country we call Canada!

Happy Birthday to each and every one of you! Cheers, Canada!!!

My name is Donna...

...and I'm a Laser Tag addict!

Mind you, I only played it once,...last night....and want to play it again, and again, and again!

WTH is Laser Tag??? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_tag

Could it be that I was once a fighter in a past life? I totally love the idea of hitting a target [not a live target w/ an actual bullet...I'm not that psycho]...just love the feeling of reaching a goal. I'm not competitive by nature, but suit me up in a laser tag vest and give me a laser gun and away I go.....OUT OF MY WAY! Best part is...played with my son and some co-workers. My laughing gave me away, at times....damn giggles!

I became psycho-not-scared-of-you Mom when my son was the "Vampire"....I totally took the bull by the horns and went after him like Bruce Willis chasing a bad guy! Bring-It-On seemed to be my Motto. Chuckle! We had so much fun!

What a great way to exercise, mind you! I had NO intention of playing and showed up in my flip-flops/jeans/long-sleeved top....Cripes...I could have been on an episode of What-Not-To-Wear-Playing-Laser-Tag! I totally understand why a tank would be worn! And, luckily we had music playing to disguise the click,click,click of my flip-flops! :) I walked out of the building drenched like I had just given birth...huffing like I needed my Bricanyl [actually, it wasn't that bad]...they say you "forget" after it's done! :o) So, until I can suit up again...50 push-ups...NOW!

Loved the rain...

...from yesterday! Yes, I did!

I was sitting at the table and looking outside. I stopped to really listen...just the sound of the rain coming down on the roof and deck. Brought back many memories...one of which, when I was younger [MUCH younger] at the first signs of rain, we'd run indoors to change into bathing suits and use Mother Natures sprinkler and just enjoy!

It is also a time to sit back and relax. I love to read, especially when it is raining outside.

Sometimes...a walk in the rain seems to wash away your troubles, even if temporarily. A cleansing! Luke Bryan has it right: Rain Is A Good Thing!

For now, sunshine is good...I love the sunshine! :o)

Sharing is NOT what I want to do...

....when it comes to our workplace bathroom.

First of all...I do not like [I repeat - DO NOT like] to touch public toilet seats! Ewww! And, don't get me wrong: I have 2 boys at home. I am not opposed to having the toilet seat cover left up. Cover...not the seat. When the toilet seat is up [men] it means I have to touch the seat. Bleh!

I am not a germ freak...but something about touching a toilet seat grosses me out! Bad enough the toilet spits water at us....

Is that a yellow drip I see on the seat?! [Ewwww!]

Three is a good number....

....especially when it involves Me & my Boys!
As a Mom, who is single & working to survive...I may not always show my true feelings...at least, to my boys. But let me tell you...I am a proud Mama! I love my boys tremendously and proud that they are well-adjusted under the circumstances! They ARE my life!
So...the oldest had a "cattle call"....for a history documentary. They are/were looking for extras. My son is a history buff...yuppers...he knows his stuff. He used to sit in his little baby seat, just a few months old, and watch The History Channel. No kidding! Only thing that would keep him busy! All before his first birthday!
So, this film is going to be about Canadian Soldiers on D-Day. Too cool! And, part of the criteria...being slim! Bonus! CHECK! My son is excited about this and we should find out soon. Fingers & toes crossed...not the eyes, though...might make me sick.
Best part is...the youngest came out to support and we had a chance to sit down and have lunch together - a Mothers dream come true! It was wonderful!
K...gotta run....a Mothers work is never done...Masters of Jazz tonight! [Thankfully, "the friend" will be providing a delicious meal prior! My friends are wonderful!]
Ciao!

One of those days....

...is what I had yesterday! I can't believe what I did/went through/had happen to me...you get the picture!

First things first: I did have sleep! I know I did...sure I did! But, when I stepped out of the shower to put my contacts in...I grabbed my toner to rinse my contacts. Um, yup...my facial toner squirting right into my contact. Then I realized: Wait a minute....this bottle feels waaayyyyy too small. Well, whaddya know?! It is! Damn it!

So, I rinsed x2 with the proper bottle - trying to wake up!

Then, as I am doing my On Air shift, and doing Artist Interviews: Chris from Doc Walker, Brittany Brodie, and Dave & David [don't ask] from The Steel Toe Boots...ok, whats my name again?! I also had to do 4 community interviews. Problem is: I messed up my scheduling, hence, scheduling 3 at the same time....technically 4 with Dave & David. OMG! WTH was I thinking?

Needless to say, by the time I did my production I was ready for home. Was a long day! But,.....OH NO....this is Donna we are talking about here. I also schedule an outing with my gal E. We went to Harrison Park for a walk, and a quick sexy-dress shopping spree...in the meantime, the "workout partner" is texting me and timing me. I make it there on my bike (feeling like a stress-filled bomb ready to compress my lungs into dust and my head to burst into flames) a few minutes late...ok a lot late. But, we did the Harrison Park/Graveyard Hill & trails/Millionaire Drive/back home 1 Hour tour. It was awesome. THEN.....I went out with the "co-worker/friend" for a beer and wings. OH, that is another blog in itself....not impressed with the service. Ugh!

So, what I thought would be a normal Thursday WAS absolutely NUTS! I pushed myself to the limits. I proved that I can wear my "Super Woman" t-shirt with pride! :)

Oh, BTW...I forgot my contact solution at my friends house last night...had to sleep with them. Cripes!

On a rainy Wednesday...

...my walks into work are usually my quite times. Time to reflect, remember, prepare for the day and take in all the little beauties of life. My first thought was...crap...damp & cold. Whine/complain: I don't want to walk into work. But, I dressed appropriately and enjoyed my quite walk in. Songs from childhood, like Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head swim through my mind. I chuckle out loud at the fact that I thought of it and walkers-by think I am NUTS, which makes me chuckle inside. I love water...and I love how it makes everything so clean and bright. Maybe rich-looking is a better description.
So, it wasn't that bad after-all. I enjoyed watching the squirrels scamper up the tree, the drops of rain in the puddles, the richness of the colors around me, even the sound of cars driving by. My only annoyance this morning: people in their cars, driving into puddles...fast...and the after-effects of that action. Actually, it was only one car with an inconsiderate driver. Hey Buddy...if I had wanted a second shower...I would have stayed in an extra few minutes the first time.
Sigh...there's my rant.

When you're feeling down...

...or lonely, I say: find a friend. Someone who can be there for the company, and share something with you...like a movie. My intentions were for a bike ride last night, but thought....wt-heck...be lazy and rent a movie. Don't get me wrong...I LOVE movies! And, sometimes, most times, when I do something...I go all out! I rented Alice in Wonderland (which I enjoyed)...took a brief break and texted a friend about biking. [I was serious about getting exercise in!]

"He" did not feel like doing the "bike experience" so I brought up the fact that I had "Dear John" that I wanted to watch. I read the book, and loved it! A friend date had been set! Well....since I was kiboshing the exercise routine, I figure...why not grab some kettle chips [super crunchy ones] and a 2L of Rootbeer! :) Guilty pleasures!

Well, turns out he & his Mom were watching Wolfman...guess it was that kind of day for them, too. Then...we had to make a choice of movie selection. Since I am easy going and love watching movies...I let "the friend" pick out the next movie. #1 That was my first mistake! #2 Never let a man pick up a cheer-me-up movie....chances are......

He threw in the most depressing, fearful movie ever! THE ROAD. Have you seen it? Go rent it! It was about changes to our world....no electricity, food, sun, water...about survival, and losing the ones you love, and cannibalism. [Gag!] It really makes you stop and think: would I have the strength to survive something like this?! And, in the meantime, talk about feeling down and lonely. Thanks, "the friend"...thanks!

But, on a serious note: it was a good movie. I enjoyed it, even though I cried - [this is the "guilt factor" thrown in for good measure] It was a good movie and looked at different personalities. Made me think - cripes - my life isn't that bad! So...seriously, thank you "the friend" for sharing your time and snacks. Turned out to be a great evening after all! [tear rolls down the cheek]

Today 12 years ago...

...I became an Aunt for the very first time! Seriously! And, OMG....I was excited! A beautiful little girl whom I think should be a model! I miss her and wish that I could be around her much more than I am....but, life does that. Sometimes you have to travel away from family to find your place in life. I miss you, little A! You are a doll and I love you all the sky! I can't wait to see you this July!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!!!! xoxo

There are so many...

...different tangents that I can take. I love blogging and don't get to do it as much as what I would like. My life is so crazy, busy filled! For instance...trying to figure out a weekend to Ocean City to visit a friend. Who would have known I would have been like some actress in some movie who needs a personal assistant to make things work? Who would have known?! All I want is a stinkin' weekend free of anything!
And, then...there is this exercise thingy. I have been biking. What happened to weights and running. They got lost in the shuffle. Some exercise is better than none, though.....right?!
Then...my trip back east. It will be filled with different emotions. So much so, people will think I am BiPolar. (I'm not, btw!)
And, what about my relationship status. Well, I am single but not by choice. Although, I am ok with the fact right now. Just don't tell me my Prince Charming will arrive on a white horse. I don't believe in Prince Charming plus I like black horses better...Taylor Swift can keep the white one. And, while I'm at it...give me a King,...not a Prince! ;)
And, when did my kids turn 19 & 15. WTH?! I am attending my 25th High School Reunion this July. [insert sounds of crickets] That is exactly what happened in Chatsworth this past weekend. I blurted out that I would be celebrating my 25th HS Reunion...and the room became silent. WTH???
So, I guess this is my everything blog...everything that is important to me: my boys, family, travel, friends, health, horses - the black ones, and decent relationships! Have a great day, my friends...I know I will! [Muah]...oh, was that too diva-ish?! ;)

Ry and his road trip....

....was off to Stratford yesterday to see The Taming of the Shrew - a comedy by William Shakespeare. I love when schools do this! Such a true learning experience. :)

So, he said the play was different...a bit hard to understand...but, great trip. He got to walk in Stratford and do a bit of shopping. Um, so what did you get Ry? Game stuff. OMG! What a kid! :) His passion at the moment!

Oh Oh...and guess what he brought back for Moi?!

OK...it wasn't quite this big...but, he did hit a Chocolate Factory and brought a PB cup back the size of my palm! Seriously! I love my Ry all the sky!...but, honey...I am trying to avoid such delicacies to look fabulous for my reunion in 2 months! Thankfully, Ry is who he is...he ate half the cup before I got home...and with any luck, the other half will be gone later today!

Kids, huh?! xo

Day 2 was yesterday...

...and I surprised myself. It was supposed to be a weights night but - welcome to my life - things did not go as planned. So....trying to keep with the exercise theme ['cause I have a reunion to slim down for lol - yes, you may laugh] I decided to grab my bike and "go forth."

The "guy friend" came along and actually led the way to new bike grounds. I guess he got tired of hearing me say...."I'll never be able to bike to Leith and back...at least, not yet!" So....you guessed it! I biked to Leith and back. WHOLLY SWEAT! Looking at the map, that's about 22 km....on my 6th time out on the bike...I am very proud of myself. Best thing is: I could walk this morning! OK, ok...we had a short stop at Hibou Conservation Area, beautiful shoreline!

Bonus: no blood and maybe just a small bruise! Can't wait for another sunny day [meaning no rain] to head out on the trails again! :)

To further add to Murphy's Law...

...I actually did have the chance to head out on the bike trails yesterday. I love biking, and my legs (knees) are starting to accept the new moves. I filled the water bottle, grabbed the bike...threw on the gear [well, actually did that before grabbing the bike...would be awkward] and first thing that happens: I catch the peddle on my ankle. WTH???? Who invented Murphy's Law anyway?! And, did you realize just how involved you would be in my life?! JOKE!


So, as I bleed...I keep a smile on my face and off I go....into the enchanted Harrison Park. Such a beautiful ride! Oh yeah....for those who don't know...I'm allergic to trees....ALL TREES! So, the coughing starts. But, I refuse to let Murphy's Law take over. The smile intact...I continue on my ride. And, it felt great! I really do feel better when I exercise [even if it is slowly killing me].

I get back feeling accomplished when I realize I have a huge bruise on my left palm/wrist. WTH???? And, on one of my right fingers....fingernail. WTH x 2?????

Tonight is weight night. Wonder what kind of damage ML will throw at me this time. Keep it coming ML....I have a fabulous training partner and a :o) on my face! So take that!

When your son visits you at work....

....you think...WOW! Why is my son here?! First thought is: what does he want? Then you feel guilty...so you start thinking maybe he just wanted to see you, or he is dropping off a surprise, or he brought flowers....or something nice.

Oh, no...not my child. He follows right in my footsteps!

Receptionist: Donna, your son is downstairs...
Me: Oh.... [worried look]
Receptionist: He got locked out......um, and he isn't wearing shoes.

OK, I guess he could have been locked out in his underwear...not too bad...except for walking downtown in barefeet. Ewww! So, I go downstairs to drive him back & let him in....ok...remember what I said about the underwear. He locked himself out in his bathrobe! That is such a Donna move.... :) My son is just like me! Luckily, his friend lives across the street and loaned him a tee & jeans....his belt [maybe to prove a point] was the belt of his bathrobe. Hmmm. The luck ran out at his feet...no shoes. My son has the same attitude of Kenny Chesney, though: No shoes, No shirt....No problem! Sigh! [Insert rolling of eyes & shaking of head]

Vending machines....

....drive me up the freakin wall!!!! Ugh! WTH is wrong with them and their attitudes? Have you noticed that if you so much as look at the quarter the wrong way when you drop it in...Mr Vending Machine will spit it back out at you?!?! FREAK!!!! Oh, and what a TEASE....you think your purchase is coming to you when right at the very last minute before it falls to the opening...SNAG! Mr Vending Machine, you are so mean!

OK, so today...I'm a little hungry, and really wanted Crunchy Cheetos...that's all I wanted, I swear! So what if I am swollen from the delicious wings from Kelseys last night....so what?! The beer added to it, as well. And, really...I'll get back on track right after Mr Vending Machine fulfils my wishes...just one small bag of Crunchy Cheetos...

please....

My goal....

...for the Country 93 Page on facebook was to reach 1000! And, today...my goal came true!

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Country-93/292730828174

Please check it out and spread the word! And, thank you to all who have joined! I appreciate your support beyond words! [For those who joined the Group...that no longer is active...please join the page.]

I love working Middays at Country 93 and love working as an Emerging Artist Coordinator! I Co-Host a show called WHATS NEW and always looking for new, Canadian, Indie artists! Spread the word: http://www.country93.ca/talent.php so that we may be able to highlight you or a friend on Center Stage!

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for making this all happen! xo

The long weekend....

...makes for a short work week! And, I have to say...it has been the best May 2-4 in a long time!

Oh, yes, I did work Saturday. But, it all started Friday with a trip to the Williamsford Market for the best sausages/meat ever! Mmm! And, spending time with a great friend and meeting her sister. The eve turned out to be quiet because SATURDAY morning I made my way to Hanover for a remote at Wellington North Co-op. What a great place! And Sat Eve...DRIVERS START YOUR ENGINES...as I headed to the opener of Sauble Speedway & Country 93 Night. [Photos to come]

Sunday, I surprised myself...wanted to swim at the Pool/Potluck @ The Hoppers....I did not swim...imagine. Loved taking in the sunshine and all the wonderful food and chatting with new and past friends. :) Was a blast!!!! And, biggest surprise was the tubs of Maritime Lobsters that came in...oh, oh,...and the Muscles. Mmm! Did I mention there was food? :) I ate Lobster - I have the scars to prove it! Later that night...more of a party with a few friends.

Monday, I got to hang at Berford Lake with some great people and a great cook! Mmmmm! The BBQ Steak was fabulous! Learned about Chipmunk anatomy and Expiry Dates!!!

And, I did help "the friend" with his planting...more sun!

Hope you had a fabulous weekend, too!

My son is taller than....

...well, pretty much everyone we know! :) Yeah, he takes after me! NOT!

The one thing I love about my job is getting to meet musicians and one of my favs to sing along to [in the car] is Jessie Farrell. I have been fortunate enough to meet her a few times. And, the other thing I like about my job is that I can sometimes take along my son [who actually takes photos for us.]

And, here he is: Taller than Jessie Farrell! :)

In a state of Limbo...

...is what I am feeling. How do you deal with bad news?! Well, I can't say the news I have is bad...the potential is there, and therefore...I am in a state of Limbo. I suck at Limbo! I even suck at The Limbo Game (you know, under the limbo stick.)

This week...from 2 different friends - male & female - I found out there could possibly, potentially be, not sure but ya never know, have some signs of: The C thing. Cancer. Ugh!

Now, I know that we all have the potential for cancer. There are so many factors involved. And, truly...how much do we really know? Besides...there could be many other factors that aren't as serious in both cases...and let me tell you...that is what I am projecting right now. Both friends are truly dear to me and seem to be my rock. When I was drowning in my sorrow...they were the rock that allowed me to escape.

So, for them; I banish the negative thoughts and smile with warmth [even if I am stuck in limbo, waiting for the news]....I love both of you and will stand beside you no matter what life brings!

The exercise regime...

...is not going so well.
I know, I know...I used to be all over exercise!

When younger, I used to ride bike, do aerobics, gymnastics, ballet jazz & modern dance, swimming, weights.... So, WTH happened?!

With my new found time, I decided to jump into exercise again. I need it, I want it...I will have. I got on the bike, started to jog...then, 2 different partners bailed. So, why do I not take the initiative to continue on my own? Personally, I think you always strive further and better with a partner. Just sayin'!

So, I still walk. Tonight, I need to throw away the "shyness" and get my jello-butt (ok, not that bad) out there and actually continue this jogging theme. The more I do, the better I get, right?!
Anyone need a beginner partner? :)

On your mark, get set......GO!

Dire need for change...

...to become healthy, again. You know...when you get older, it becomes that more difficult to get into shape and stay there. MAN!

So, I am on this new kick...I need to change my life. I learn from my mistakes, I embrace it all...and, now "trying my best" to get to the grind! The grind of exercise - and I will die trying, if I have to!
Now, I realize I made this comment: hmmm...need to change some things about me. Need to regain who I used to be! :)
But did I really deserve this:
Just tell me, who you used to be, wasn't a guy!!!!! I couldn't handle it if you used to be this 6 foot guy fom Bathurst NB with his cheesy 1970's porn mustache, smokes rolled up in his t shirt sleeve, driving a camaro,listening to Matt Minglewood and Stompin Tom on his 8 track tape player, smelling of aqua velva, named Donny! Man, that would disturb me!

Ha ha ha! What a way to start a Monday! :)

...Sailing, takes me away....

Christopher Cross comes to mind...love that song, always have. It is one of my healing songs. :)

I was born near the ocean, I love the serenity that water brings, and it simply calms me. I don't feel the urge to hit the restroom & the sound of crashing waves do not annoy me.

A few years ago I had the opportunity to Cruise the Carnival Triumph with my buddy MJ. And, it was quite the experience. OK, ok....so, I was very sick the first night. [It was self-inflicted.] Note to self: do not mix drinks, especially first time cruising.

We were 7 days on the ocean on an Eastern-Caribbean cruise and I want to go back.

It's not far down to paradise

At least it's not for me

And if the wind is right you can sail away

And find tranquility

The canvas can do miracles

Just you wait and see

Believe me

It's not far to never never land

No reason to pretend

And if the wind is right you can find the joy

Of innocence again

The canvas can do miracles

Just you wait and see

Believe me

Sailing

Takes me away

To where I've always heard it could be

Just a dream and the wind to carry me

And soon I will be free :)

Vipers Hill....

...I want to get back into acting. It is an escape that is much needed right now.

Close to 6 years of pouring my heart into "the guy" just didn't work out. So, here I sit, trying to pull myself out of the sea of sorrow I am caught in. This is devastating to me. The one guy I so truly loved.

Don't feel sorry for me...just be my friend and bare with me. I will get out of this slump. I'm a klutz, remember?! I'm used to falling into that garbage can on the side of the road,... just pick myself up, dust off and keep on going. [I am kidding about the garbage can.]

So,...Is there anybody out there willing to take a chance on me? And, no...I am not talking about guys...talking about movies...films...tv!!! :) My dream was always to act - strange coming from a girl that is so shy! It truly is an escape...allows you to be someone you are not. It simply is enjoyable for me. Oh...um,...well...I do get the jitters and stomach flops, maybe even sweats...but, I love to act!

Interested in having me in your next film? See the sweet face below of THE "Donna Henry" to make your decision! Or, dare you?! :)

Important Health Advice for Women....

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regime of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Sign of overdosing on Sauvignon Blanc may include dizziness, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, nausea, vomiting, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

This is NOT mine. I do not claim to own it. Joe sent it to me to cheer me up. Only thing is...he forgot to send the bottle! ;)

On my way to work...

...I stopped (not literally, or I would be late) to realize the beauty of nature around me! I love when I can just throw on a sweater and sandals and head into work. The smell of fresh air (not much movement of vehicles when I head into work), and the vivid colors of the trees, grass, flowers at that time of day. It pretty much is quiet...and it makes me appreciate nature that much more.

Then, BAM....the silence is interrupted by squawking. OK...now, I have issues with birds! I like them...but they are starting to really annoying me. Back east, I had a Partridge turn velociraptor on me (protective Mom with her peeps under my deck - I only wanted to tan)...and since moving to Owen Sound...Pigeons. Those damn pigeons. Did you know they lived in my walls at The Ryerson?! Oh, I used to think you were cute. Key words...used to! And, those annoying black birds all over the place...cross-Canada....who think they own the Country!

So, back to the squawking...which I am squawking about: two of these black birds were fighting. I didn't see a worm around, so I assume over the branch they were on. They upset the rest of the birds in the tree...so much so that the Morning Doves (AKA, brown PIGEONS) started their own argument. I thought they were "love" doves. Guess it goes to show, that relationships need argument for survival sometimes. Eventually, they all settled down. Or maybe I used my Mommy-hearing (we learn to block.)

Regardless, I had a beautiful walk into work this morning! I am grateful I can do this - squawks and all! :)

Missing in action...

...is what I have been to The DH Files. No excuses. Been busy and been busy! I do miss the files and thought I would stop in quickly. I am alive....April has not killed me, nor has the beautiful thunder storm of today....although, it did knock the station off the air. Bummer.

Back to the DH Files: funny thing...had an internet conversation with Jarrod Tetreault! He has a DH in his life, too! Desert Heat! :) And, everytime I see my initials, I think of Desert Heat, and vice versa...

So, hello to Jarrod!!! I am alive world! Will be back soon!

Muah! xo

A promised Blog for Justin Skalaa....Ode to?

My friend has a son named Justin. Ran into him at The Bean Cellar. He was there with Matthew Smith & Kaella Earle.

His family calls me "The Celeb." Now, that is FUNNY...considering I am anything but. Just another name I get to add to the list.

Justin just celebrated his B-Day. So, I thought I would pop in...you know; The Celeb goes to the Celeb[ration.] Mmm, BBQ & outside fire pit - need I say more?!

What I thought would be a horrible Sat Eve turned into a night of fun & laughter [see previous Blog] and thanks to the invitation to join the party. Although I don't see her much, Justins Mom is a good friend of mine. Partway through the evening some bad news arrived - but once we knew all was ok - we managed to sneak in some laughs! At one point, I believe we were having more fun than Justin & his crew. (Sorry Justin.)

So, anyway...being the Party B-day Boy, I had to get that snap-shot pose with him! Happy Birthday, Justin! Hope you enjoyed!!!

Thanks "C-W" for.....

...breaking down my defence mechanism...beating it down, more like it! Broadening my horizons?

Facing my fears has always been difficult for me, as I assume for most of us. Weird how a relationship break-up can throw you in a tailspin... one moment you feel like you've been dropped off in the middle of the ocean after a huge meal, with no left jacket...slowly drowning in waves of sorrow. Then, you feel the anger of a Bull that is facing that annoying Matador with his fancy cap, frilly shirt AND tablecloth (ok,...maybe you feel bitter, too.) THEN, you're the prisoner locked in that jail cell,...no windows, no socialization - just you and lonely solitude. The waves of sorrow, once again, come crashing down. Finally, through the love & kind words of family and friends & even facebookers you have never met...the lifeboat dinghy arrives to, at least keep you afloat.

Now, at this moment in the aftermath, I'm still bobbing the waves in that dinghy. Well, between "that" and "lets do something crazy cause I going to prove to my ex that I am actually somebody." THIS is where facing my fears come in. :o

I have a co-worker AKA C-W....whom to me is also a GREAT friend. He just so happens to be my Comedy Show, IPod, Confidence Booster aka Psychiatrist, Secret Diary, Motivator, Mother (cause he can be down-right honest), Dance Instructor (well, maybe only once), Leaning Post & at times, Partner-in-Crime.
My young C-W can also sing. And, he's probably famous for his Karaoke Parties. Ah, Karaoke. Care-E-Okie. I love Karaoke. I love watching/listening to "other" people do karaoke. Key words here: Other People! Ohhh, don't get me wrong. I would love to be able to sing (always been a dream of mine.) Sooooo, for some reason beyond any intelligent knowledge, the "C-W" felt the need to add Singing Instructor to his list of duties as my friend.

You do know where this is going,...right?!

After a few bevies, a game which involved shots, lots of "DH, what are you singing," "DH, you're next" and basically a threat of: you're not leaving until you sing.......ADDED with my "WTH, I have no more to lose after this break-up" attitude.....I, yes "I" sang karaoke.Mind you, it was down to my "C-W" and one other person, both whom I trust. But, I faced my fears and sang karaoke.
The one thing I swore I would never do - under the influence or not - I did! [she chuckles]

Another check on my list of things I've done in life. I'm still baffled. Karaoke. Watch out U2, Jewel, Sheryl Crow...we just may be hitting the road!

Tour schedule coming soon. ;)

In my state of excitement....

...I have developed Alzheimer's! For real!

I will be live on location at my favo store soon! I love to have fun with fashion (and I do) with The Painted Wardrobe. So thought I should stop in and check out the new summer tank tops! Now...Monday I was technically on a day off...made my way to TPW, perused the clothing...and within seconds had a handful of tops, tanks, dresses and halfway stripped down in the dressing room...which is LARGE, btw...

Found a dress that I ABSOLUTELY fell in love with! Grabbed it ASAP and prayed to all who would listen that the dress would look nice on me. My prayers were answered...or, maybe I am kidding myself. Regardless...the colors remind me of the Caribbean and I LOVE it!

So, Pat cuts the tags off for me...cause I am excited and want to show-off the dress. OK, so...good looking guy is coming in for an Interview. That had NOTHING to do with it! :)

I'm running late and have an errand to run for Bill....so, ciao Lady Pat....thanks for the help and see ya soon! I pile my loot into the car, zoom back to work, get back in to studio and that...."Wait a minute..." moment hit me. W(here)TH are my clothes? I know I did not come in to work naked! SH*T! [This is where Alzheimer's came in & out like bad radar reception]

I left the store without my clothing...fair trade, right?! Reality is...I love the clothing I have. I could never, ever give it up. At least, not yet! But, I left my clothing in the dressing room. Accckkkk!

I phoned Pat...she probably shook her head and rolled her eyes. So here I am, today, at work with 2 sets of clothing...just in case, cause you just never know. What was I talking about?

In my downer state of mind....

...I thought I would grab my son and head to Dairy Queen for a pick-me-up'er! He is going to be 15 tomorrow (on Earth Day) and considering it was closed the evening before...this was a "make good" to trying to treat him on his Birthday week.

He decides to try the new Ooey-gooey Caramel Chocolate...whatever it was. And, he turns to me, "What are you getting?" OH COME ON....does he have to ask?! For X amount of years I have been ordering the same darn Blizzard. Oh, I have tried to stray....but, I have learned over those little affairs...The Strawberry Cheesquake is my lover! My #1! My I'll-always-come-back-to-you ice cream treat! Mmm!

So, we get to the counter and spy the HUGE poster: Blizzards, buy one regular price, 2nd is 25 cents. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? Ryan and I, who are simply wanting a small...look at each other and order a medium. And, tonight, it may have to be a large! :) I'm a sucker for sales!

Thank you, Dairy Queen! And, thank you Strawberry Cheesquake for being so understanding. See you tonight! ;)

Received an email....

...from Kristen and I got to thinking on her lines of thought: We all have struggles in life, bad days, and even times where we want to give up. Reality is, these bad times too shall pass.
We all have questions about life, society, people, and the list goes on... The important thing to remember is that everything always happens for a reason... at least, that is my belief.
There may be a lesson to be learned, or this may happen in order for something else to come in effect, the curiosities are endless...I agree, Kristen.

We all have 2 choices in life; two paths we can take...We can either take everything in the worst way possible, or we can learn from everything we encounter in life, take it as it is and embrace life to the fullest... I’m trying! Honest I am. I want the "learning" way of thinking! The Embrace Life path. Not one of anger and rejection and sorrow. I refuse to be a victim! I believe we are on this earth to love life, feel amazing and most of all love and be true to ourselves... If we don't respect ourselves then it becomes hard to respect others...

There will always be people in our lives who try to bring us down and make us feel unworthy of ourselves but the only thing that matters is that we believe in ourselves, because if we believe, anything in this crazy world is possible... And trust me, that’s the complete truth... No matter what is going on in your life, trust in your heart to tell you what is right and what is wrong.. Your intuition or gut feeling will always give you the correct answer (for you)...

It's okay to make mistakes and fall off the wrong path, but you just need to learn from each situation and get on the right one again! Thank you Guardian Angel for your words of wisdom. They came to me at the right moment!

I am sooooo tired today....

But, still smiling. And, it's Aarons fault. Oh yeah, talking about...Mr. I'm-Hot-Aaron Pritchett.

So, it all started with a co-worker wanting me to touch his arms for her. Oh, yeah...right...like I'm going to turn down a request from my GF co-worker. NOT! Actually, I tried to drag him home - see photo above - so she could touch his arm herself. But,....you know...the concert was coming up...blah, blah, blah!

So, as we were posing in front of the stage...I thought, "Lets Get Rowdy"...and "Lucky For Me"...I got "My Way!"

So, for all you chumps out there...listen to Aaron:

I've been watching you watchin every girl in the bar, Payin no attention to the one on your arm, You're a dog...Man, she's smokin! I've seen your kind before, and you think you're so cool. This country boy's gonna take you to school! Hold out your hand....no man, I ain't jokin...And hold my beer....While I kiss you're girlfriend, cause she needs a real man, and not a boy like you! Hold my beer, yeah I'm a man on a mission...you don't see what you're missin, but I do, so here....hold my beer!!!

K,....SLAP! Had to wake myself up! :)

My swimming experience...

...replaced my bike ride yesterday!

See, I have this great friend, Eileen, who was away on a cruise for a month. We usually try to spend once a week together - Girl Time! So, she suggested we go for a swim. I love water and I especially love salt water pools...so, she didn't have to twist my arm. Besides...the pain from my rib would have made me give in pronto!

Dilemma: I am at work with no bathing suit! "No prob," she says....and brings along 10-million suits for me to try. Ok, so I'm fibbing a bit...but, she had a lot!

Now, I have a secret to share...I am not a great swimmer...shameful for a Maritimer! But, I can hold my own and I know how to save someone (if they are drowning.) But, yesterday, the back was a killer. I was even walking funny. I'm sure I had a family of ducklings follow me down the path to the pool. Guess DH stood for Duck Hobble yesterday. I'm not a fan of floater devices, but MAN...it sure helped yesterday. I think it was the first time that I actually spent most of my time in a pool with floater devices attached to me. I used the little board for a bit, but what I really enjoyed were the weights. Huh?! The floaters looked like bar bells...made me want to exercise! :) Now, I want my own. I love them!

So, thank you Eileen, for such a wonderful experience and the new suit! It hides the fat on my hips! BONUS! I felt better after the swim, and enjoyed the Cruise pics!

Bicycle?! What bicycle???

Yesterday,...all my troubles seemed so far away...

Until I hit the trails:
Must take advantage of sunshine, and my new bicycle! That's where it all started!

Yesterday was a day off for me. Beautiful! Plopped myself on the guys back deck and took in some Vit D (not the pill kind), finished my book and simply enjoyed my day alone.
Had a great meal...love cooking in the guys kitchen.
Then, we changed into the exercise gear and jumped on the bikes, headed for Harrison Park trails.

First hill...huff, puff, oh darn...I'm lagging behind. Legs are feeling weak. I really am out of shape. My cardio health = to be desired.

I loved the bike ride, though...was awesome...except when I hit this tiny bump on the trail (and there were many)...but that one bump in particular jolted the ribcage...where I have a rib out of joint...and WOWZER. Pain! But,...trooper I am I did not turn around. OK, not so much that I am a trooper,...I am stubborn!
So, eventually had to head back home (up another blasted hill) and end this session.
All my joints hurt. They still do! The knees, the wrist, elbows, spine. I don't remember cycling feeling this way!

The guy says: You have to build up your endurance and without regular exercise/exertion you won’t get there.
To the guy, I say....well, lets forget what I say! lol Kidding. I said, (as I push Meds into my system),...lets go biking tonight...Trooper I am! ;)

Anyone have a body cast I can borrow? With shocks, preferably around the ribcage area?

24? What about 42...

Gonna be 43 this year.
Pondering about relationships...they just don't seem to work out the way I envision. I see couples hand in hand, and enjoying time together. Yeah, yeah....I am not into the Cinderella romance thingy - but, I do believe in romance! So, that leaves me with the question: Am I cursed?

I remember a BF in Grade 10,...after I broke up with him (4 mths dating)...he told me I would feel as he did at that moment...someday. Thanks for the curse, bud! I seem to be living your dream! Mind you, the guys aren't leaving me. The "guy" who truly loves me just hasn't found me, yet. Right?! Is that how the story goes?!

HELLO, MR LOVES-DONNA.....I'M HERE!

Remember playing the card game "Old Maid?" As a young girl, I proclaimed I would NEVER be an Old Maid. I would never live on my own. And, I wouldn't own a million cats. Well, I have the cat thing under control. I don't have any.
Dear Life-of-Donna,
Please tell me the definition of old maid 'cause I'm getting a tad worried here. :O

I'm gonna be 43 this year AND I have never been proposed to. Oh, technically that is wrong. A guy proposed to me once in High School...I turned him down for obvious reasons. His name was Joe. Joe died in a house fire with his GF shortly after High School. A sign or a curse?

RIP Joe! And, thanks for asking! Miss you!!!

Manifestations...

So....I met this wonderful lady through work. I used to Produce/Operate The Messenger Files on 560 CFOS with Host Carole Matthews. She is the wonderful lady!

She taught me to be positive and to believe in affirmations. Without them, you can't manifest what you want in life. (Of course, you have to be realistic.) And, if you are negative...you could just create a negative life. Blah, blah, blah..I know.

Mine started when I kept thinking how great it would be to take a Cruise and visit a tropical area. The places I wanted to visit throughout my life: Puerto Rico, St. Thomas USVI, and the Bahamas. Well......yes. It happened. I was asked to join the CFOS Cruise which traveled to each of these beautiful places.

I have always wanted a Jeep....worked for Edwards Sprinkler and got to drive a Jeep. Wanted a red car. I now have a red car. Wished to see Nashville....was there in January. Hoping for a bicycle...just recieved one for Easter. I wanted to work with Indie Artist...well, I do. Emerging Artist Coordinator. And, I love my job. Wanted to go to concerts & CD Release Parties & meet Casey Clarke from CMT. Well, HELLO......I am fortunate to attend concerts for Country 93, attend CD Release Parties....one of which (Jason Blaine) where I met Casey. :) Can you see me smiling... :0) SEE???? Manifest, be positive, love life, and have gratitude!

:I Mother Nature....

...I have a bone to pic with you!
How could you bring us slap-on-the-sunscreen-throw-on-the-bikini-have-a-BBQ-flowers-are blooming Easter weekend of Temps of 28C/82F. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME????

I knew there was the possiblity of wet flurries. I read it in the forecast...all day yesterday...but, I wasn't believing what I was saying. Come on!!! Spring is here, the beautiful weather already hit us...and today...SLAP. Slap-in-the-face, Mother Nature. So what, if I live in Canada! This is just NOT fair!

Am I being a wimp? Maybe so. I always told my Mom that I should have been born in a nice warm climate zone. So, what happened Mom? Oh yeah....forgot...my Mom deserted me. Guess where she is right now? Florida!!!! She even phoned to let me know how beautiful & WARM it is. Humph!

Do the Generic...NOT!

You know, there are times when Generic should never be used. Like Ketchup, and make-up, and food. Those are staple No-No's. For instance...had to replace a toothbrush. You can't go wrong with a generic toothbrush, right? I love sales...this one was marked down - BONUS - and a pulsar brush - BONUS - and not some freakish color. Triple Bonus!

WRONG!!!!!!

The brush makes noise like a 747 or a cheap "steely dan" low on batteries. And, reality is...does not seem to be brushing my teeth that well. :( UGH! Generic Toothbrushes; yay or nay?! NAY!!!

NAY!!!

British....punk....my hair....

I don't know?!?! I'm feeling kind of British Punk today. Well, my hair is!

No water pressure this morning so I decided to flat iron my hair. Um, yes...grabbed the straightener and started to transform the whacked out curls on my head into ruler straight. Whatever! I can deal with the change...it's healthy, right?!

Besides, I auditioned for a TV Pilot and have another audition coming up soon. I need my natural color and it has to be straight. I can't have the "cute-sy" look. So, every-one-in-a-while I get this look. I was worried that my hair would be too short, but I kind of like the effect.

Funny thing is: the younger population have come up to me and mention that they really like the look. The older crew (like me) don't like it. As we get older, are we resistant to change moreso than what we thought? Not sure about you, but I like having change and the option to do so! Should I thank a Vet? I feel like I should...with a brit accent!

When you can't remember a name...

Oh boy! Ever have one of those days? Co-worker comes into studio, "Hey, did you see the good-looking guy in the Newsroom?" Well...I'm curious. I don't mind eye candy. I stroll out into the Newsroom to take in the "hot guy."

Oh crap....I totally know him,...um,...Peter, Jay, Brian, Michael....WTH is his name????? He is the guy who recorded my boobs. OK, I know what you are thinking and you are totally wrong!

So, in my best "Stephanie Plum" moment, I glance back and he sees me:

"Hi, Donna!" says Hot Guy in Newsroom.
[WTH??? How does he remember my name?]

"Oh, Hi!" says Donna-looks-like-a-deer-in-headlights.
[Back to the studio I go!]

Well, I find out his name is Chris...he later adds me on facebook. And, Chris recorded my boobs at the VON Chocolate Lover's Brunch. Huh? I was wearing the tee shirt and was kind of flat that day...so I was used for the recording of the event. Close up on "VON CLB" tee which my boobs just happened to be behind,...pan to crowd enjoying chocolates, etc...back to the boobs...I mean, tee. :) Not in my wildest dreams did I think I would run into him again.

The name is Chris! When I say boobs...I'll remember!

Oh boy! Ever have one of those days?

Easter Weekend, Part 2...

The weather = Beautiful - CHECK
New red bicycle = Fantastic - CHECK
Time with family = Priceless - CHECK

Did you know I secretly wanted a family of 6 (including parents)???? Even if I adopted...that was a family to me. Ha ha ha! Easter weekend was a joy...the youngest was over, then "the guys'" sons showed up...within minutes, my oldest arrived. What a joy! No,...seriously! I didn't know where to place myself. Everyone just fit in and did as they wanted. See, the guy & I are normally alone. And, to go from 2 to 6. :) Felt family-like. I was in my glory!

As the afternoon moved closer to evening: 6 dropped to 4. Time for our Easter Eve meal...no turkey, no ham, sorta. With the beautiful weather, we threw porkchops on the BBQ, cooked perogies & steamed green beans. Mmm! Our meal was non-traditional, our meal was delicious! Our time together: priceless! My Easter Eve Day was fantabulous!

Easter,...what a great Easter...

Well, technically it was Easter eve, and such a beautiful warm day! I even got a farmer's tan.

The guy & I went to the Farmer's Market. Always fun running into people you know, and the great produce, etc. Ah, Easter weekend was definitely a taste of summer!

So, had to run into the bike shop with the guy. He "had" a Road Bike. The owner of the shop asked me about bikes I liked, and sizing me. Whoa! I'm thinking, I can't afford this. How presumptuous of him is what I am thinking. Well...in the words of Nicki Payne: SURPRISE! The guy traded his Road Bike for mine. [Insert over-flowing love here] He, also bought a bike similar to mine so that we could ride the trails together. My Easter present...in red, my fav color.

I have NOT been on a bike since the 80's. Oh boy! But, as soon as my rear hit the seat, my feet hit the pedals, and wind blowing through my hair...all my teenage memories cycled back into my mind. Ah, so coolio! I'm back precious Mode of Transportation of my youth,...I'm back!

OMG! The 3-Day Work Week

This never, EVER happens to me. EVER! A 3-day work week...imagine. We already chatted about my Monday panic...Is this an April Fools joke? How did this happen? I could accomplish so much with 3 days! :)

Well, losing a co-worker to a sister station (down a man)...DH (the other dh) and I work opposite 6/4 shifts, this week being my Monday/Saturday off...and Good Friday. I thought, ...Oh S___! If my kids were bored by the end of March Break, imagine how I'll feel by Easter Monday????(Which, btw, I'll be working.)

For those of you who don't know me, I'll eplain: I love my boys tremendously, but they are older and like their time away from "Mom" and doing their own thing. That is why I throw myself into work (which, btw, I love.) I RARELY take a sick day, possibly 3 in 8 years. In my line of work, we throw in a lot of volunteer/after hours. When I actually have time off...I do get that moment of panic. Mostly, it's a twinge.

I enjoy people - love being around people. I love holidays - but - my family is in New Brunswick. And, like I said...for the most part, my kids are like me and embrace life & their friends. So, when a "Stat" holiday sneaks up on you [How the H - E - double hockey sticks (I am Canadian) did we get to Easter so fast] ...this 3-day work week has definitely thrown me for a loop. I am not ready. DID YOU HEAR ME, EASTER BUNNY??? I AM NOT READY!

OK! I'm over it! Bring it on! Eat fish for Good Friday (no meat - just fish) and HAPPY EASTER ~Be back Easter Monday!!! Enjoy the beautiful days ahead! :)

My Monday Look-A-Like...

Seems like I never have any time to myself. Work, volunteer, the kids, the guy....how did 24 hours turn into 2.4?

You know, I think I almost panicked when I found out I would have a Monday off --- WHAT?! WTH am I gonna do? You see,...Lazy by nature, I do keep busy so as not to become a permanent fixture to the bed with a book molded to my face. Bad enough I have pillow creases! Sooo....what do I do??? I grabbed a book and sat down on "the guys'" couch. :)

ok ok...I actually ran into the studio for an hour (Radio people don't really have time off) and I gathered my gossip for Nashville News, did my report...THEN grabbed the book and plopped myself down on the couch. Determined to break routine...I decided to become a Couch-Potato-to-the-Next-Level by grabbing the remote control. [silence.....crickets....Insert suspense music here] *HISTORY NOTE: DH has not had cable/television for a number of years.

First thing I see: LOOK-A-LIKE. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exciting!!!!!!!!!!! I soooooo have to watch it! Make-Up Artist, Paul Venoit ( http://www.lookaliketv.com/styleteam.html ) and I went to the same school, he lived down the street from me, I was cast in his monologue (which I brutalized...sorry Paul!), and hung out summers with his talented cousin Woodster B! It is such a THRILL to see how successful he is! Watched the show x2! It was nice to finally see Paul on TV again...maybe I'll catch him on Rachel Ray (that's another Blog) next time!

Monday was good! I survived!
It included: Ellen, Rachel Ray, a new fishstick recipe, driving to Chesley w/ a friend, stopping in Tara for a delicious Cheeseburger, finding the perfect shoes & a cool ring, purchasing The Bee Gees Greatest Hits & Jeremy Hotz (the DVD, not him) & seeing Paul x 2 on Look-A-Like...how can life get any better? :)

My question to you is...if I were to audition for Look-A-Like, which actress do you think I look like?

The Beginning...

Okey dokey....here I am. Never, ever thought I would be a Blogger, but here I am. I guess this is a quiet way for me to voice who I am & what I do in life. A diary of sorts. A bestfriend who will not reply back...unless, of course, YOU reply! (Which I hope you do!)

It is a Tuesday. Not much to do, except housework...so here I am. :)

Welcome to my Blog and be patient with me as I learn the ropes, and get into routine. My Nana loved to write and did so in a storyteller way to keep her mind active (which it was until her death at almost 98 yrs.) So....let the stories begin.....